bestrooftalkever:

“I think I want to make a remix of ‘Ignition’”
“Cool, R.”
“Yeah, but with different music”
“Word. I’ll get started on some hooks.”
“And different lyrics”
“Uh, alright.”
“And about a different topic.”
“…Ok, Like what?”
“Primarily, I plan on breaking down the sequential events of what happens after an R Kelly concert.”
“The after party? Then what?”
“You’ll just have to listen to the remix.”
“But boss, this sounds like a totally new song.”
“Fuck you, I’m R. Kelly.”

 Kels can do no wrong. You know except for that whole piss misunderstanding… but Dave Chappelle proved that it was digital

(via themattsmith)