"We need hipsters to read, then post it online. Then everyone will find out. It’s the hipsters function in life to spread media, not much unlike bees pollinate flowers. We dont like them because they sting, but they are necessary"
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Mike (via isworeidneverliveinwisconsin)

I can’t tell you what we need them to read about just yet. The bomb would be too big for me to drop, and my bike has gears, so it just wouldn’t work.